found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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