do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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