so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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