After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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