And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Never underestimate the power of titties
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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