Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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