If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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