And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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