Moan for me like Helen Keller
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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