Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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