this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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