Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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