All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
there is puke in my bra ... again
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