normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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