Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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