How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
this boner is exhausting
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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