the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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