Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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