Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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