I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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