ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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