I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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