So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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