So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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