we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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