You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
