You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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