How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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