glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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