How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize