so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Terrible idea I love it
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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