You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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