i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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