That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
