is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
its liver damage thursday
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