shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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