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My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her

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(805): View more from California

He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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(310): View more from California

My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.

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(703): View more from Virginia

THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

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(312): View more from Illinois

I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.

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(706): View more from Georgia

let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

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