Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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