Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
