I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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