so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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