She is in my trunk
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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