She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
