Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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