Already got asked if we're dating
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So vagazzling was a success
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
