So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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