the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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