I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
