I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All the doctor said was why
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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