Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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