stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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